Monday, November 9, 2009

The Canadian Solution to save Gasoline and stem illegal immigration

Harper wants us to cut the amount of gasoline we use.....

The best way to stop using so much gasoline is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 3 million less people using our gas. The price of gas should come down too.....

Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the borders....
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the
Border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan ....
Tell him if he wants to come to Canada then he must serve a tour in the military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it......
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.....
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ......
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
Problem solved....

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Hmmmmm, how will the loony left figure this one out?

Have a read:

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9B5O0E81&show_article=1

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Bill and Hillary Kitchen Set




You just can't make this shit up!!!

I stole this from Barry Artiste, Op/Ed @ http://www.nowpublic.com/world/ont-trucker-fined-305-smoking-rig-lefty-liberal-bill
And I don't think I could have worded it any better!

"Yep 1984 came and went, despite Orwells prediction, but has surfaced in late 2009. One would think Politically Correct Police would be out chasing Drug Dealers, Rapists, Murders, But NOooooooooooooo, it seems Crime in Ontario must be slim pickings for the Donut Snackin Goose Stepping Gestapo Cigarette Squad to Run Down a Trucker sucking back a smoke in his own rig. Guess what? This ruling seems to apply to everyone even work at home stiffs, beware of cops and nosy neighbours peeking into your living room window while you tappity tap on your keyboard getting that report out. It will cost you big time! Nice to see Ontario Taxpayers getting their moneys worth in all this, but beware, one unfair Law now will bring other non sensical laws to fruition in the future thanks to Liberal Leader Dalton "Finger up my Ass" McGuinty."

And people still vote for people like this. We are DOOMED!!!

Oh, and by the way, it was said on the radio, a farmer in his tractor working his field can also be fined, as he is working.

Land of the free, eh?

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Girl Scouts Motivational Poster


Friday, September 25, 2009

Boo F**king Hoo! Suck it up, losers!

Whiny, snivelling democrats! So a local makes it big time and because he's a republican, the dems (and other associated low-lifes) don't want him honored.
Glenn Beck is receiving "keys to the city" and the uproar is getting stupid, even the N.A.A.C.P. is getting in on the act!
It's fine for the "O" to hire terrorists and "over the top" leftwing zealots as "czars" and everything is good, but one republican gets some attention and the lefty morons set their hair on fire! Too bad thats just a metaphore.

Hint to conservatives:
WAKE UP AND SHOW THEM CLOWNS WHO'S BOSS!!!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

So stupid, it's depressing

I've got a terrible head cold, so I've been indoors watching too much TV. That said, I was watching the news again, and the story is about the new mandatory boat operarors card. Another liberal money grab. Seems many canucks aren't happy with this, as only 4 in 10 have it. Some bimbo was interviewed and was going on about how much safer the water will be, even though 75% of accidents are caused by alchohol.(her words) HUH??? Typical liberal logic! Legislate laws (with fees of course) and all your problems are solved. Just look at toronto or abbotsford, we've got the gun registry so nobody gets shot. SUUUURRRRE!
They say you can't legislate against stupid, but when the stupid are(were) running the country...
And still 30% are willing to vote for them? Something in the water maybe.